Geez, over a month since my last post. Here's an old *shudder* poem I wrote and illustrated some time... ago... before now.
Torvold the Proper Lion
By Seth Pederson

Animals are oblivious
they don’t know what’s going on
They’re content to have just what they got
and don’t miss it when it’s gone.
The Animal Kingdom is vast
with stories most int’resting
but the most peculiar is
about the Kingdom’s king.
Our hero is a lion
A Proud and proper one
of good descent, but alas
shall never bear a son.
For while Torvold is very brave
and very strong and bold
His Pride out-muscled intelligence
and so our tale is told:
One day Torvold went prowling
to fill his empty insides
he left his family behind
but brought along his Pride.
Some Zebra flesh would hit the spot,
to taste gazelle, divine!
He’d even settle for giraffe
although they’re mostly spine.
Torvold has no attention span
for details, it’s true.
He came upon a rift in time
and simply walked right through.
The jungle seemed the same to him
each tree looks like the last.
How could he have known that he
was three years in the past?
He bumped into his younger self
by total accident
He didn’t recognize himself
He didn’t know his scent.
When one’s used to ones own body,
it’s skin and hair and juices,
it doesn’t recognize itself
and the scent that it produces.
Therefore, Torvold saw a challenge
in the younger, smaller him.
He posed to pounce, promising
both their future’s to grow grim.
The younger Torvold turned and roared,
for he was Proud as well,
his lip curled, nostrils flared
to offensive, masculine smells.
They set upon each other
with claw and tooth and heart,
the less experienced Torvold
was quickly torn apart.
Thus he broke a rule of time
space, physics, and... whatnot
Torvold simply disappeared
his past-future forgot.
The lesson here is simple:
“Let’s all try to be friends!”
For though he was a proper li’n
his Pride brought ‘round his end.
Here ends our tale of tragedy
right back where we’ve begun
Animals are oblivious
They don’t know what’s going on.